But even if you should suffer for the sake of righteousness, you are blessed. And do not fear their intimidation, and do not be troubled, but sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you yet with gentleness and reverence; and keep a good conscience so that in the thing in which you are slandered, those who revile your good behavior in Christ will be put to shame.  1 Peter 3: 14-16

Is Not Satire - Apologetic Report

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Did Steven Furtick just imply some slang profanity while speaking at Elevation Church? You decide. He did say to take it however you want to take it.

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Jentezen Franklin recently posted a video to Facebook of a family prank on him. The post claims the entire family was in on it. That would include his wife. In the video his wife appears to be taking the name of Jesus in vane.

If she wasn’t in on the joke, then it might be ungracious to hold...

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Paul the apostle may have been a religious devil with a Jezebel spirit if Jennifer LeClaire is correct about prophecy. In the video below she clearly said that if you’re a believer in the Lord Jesus Christ then you are authorized to prophesy.

LeClaire doesn’t qualify her statement...

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Wednesday, 05 July 2017 03:31

Patricia King Ascends to Heaven

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Patricia King claims she has the ability to ascend into the heavens, and she has apparently received study notes that she describes as almost complete dictation from the Holy Spirit on how you also can ascend into the heavens too.

The bible isn’t clear enough on our ability to ascend to...

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Jennifer LeClaire’s apostolic daddy James Goll literally kicked Jennifer LeClaire while at the Upgrade Conference. In response, she exclaimed, “Praise God!”

Below you’ll see a Facebook post from Goll describing himself as a father in the faith to Jennifer LeClaire and Ryan...

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Tuesday, 27 June 2017 03:06

Prophetic Dinosaurs – Lana Vawser

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Lana Vawser claims God gave her a word for the body of Christ by speaking through a dinosaur in a video game.

Vawser without hesitation reminds us that God has spoken to her before through popcorn, umbrellas, and Wonder Woman.

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This time she felt God put it on her heart to give a message to the body...

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Victoria Osteen crystalized Joshua 24:15 into a callto serve positive thinking. Instead of a call to turn from the Devil, sin, and self, and turn toward God, she spritzed the bible with the Osteen doctrine of positive thinking and calls her hearers to serve the idol of positive thinking.

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Self proclaimed prophetess Patricia Kingrecently cited Eliphaz as a source of truth. The problem is that God said his wrath was kindled against Eliphaz because he didn’t speak what was right concerning God.

She cites Job 22:28. If you go to the beginning of the passage, you see that...

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Jim Bakker while sales pitching Mark Taylor and Mary Colbert’s book The Trump Prophecieson The Jim Bakker Show on June 6, 2017 directed his audience to read the book because scripture tells us to study to show ourselves approved, so we can rightly divide the word of truth.

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Dr. Mary K Baxter teaches the new doctrine that the Holy Ghost looks like the Michelin Man and is a 100 foot tall man.

You can listen to the entire message below.

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Prophetess Felly Wilson recently on Facebook revealed two new doctrines. She says we can command long slow lines to be speedier, and we can also command the prices on nice shoes to be cheaper.

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Apostle JB Makananisa of Charis Missionary Church repeatedly slapped a woman during one of his deliverance sessions. Watch the clips below and you can clearly hear audible slaps from his hand against her skin.

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What should you do if you’re a prophetess and your two red glory cloths protected by angels still can’t deliver the full impact of God’s anointing? Prophetess Mattie Nottage may suggest delivering some firm foot stomps to the belly or back of people privileged enough to come...

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Did you know the oracles of God need some teasing out? You know, a little suspense to get attention, because the living and active word of God isn’t powerful enough on its own.

Jennifer LeClaire believes God told her a new MEGA prayer movement will be started June 4th, 2017 on Pentecost...

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Before preaching on Coming Out of the Drought, Steven Furtick said he wanted to commit to teaching, and not engage in any hollering or wild...

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Jennifer LeClaire is guilty of rank hypocrisy. On May 5, 2017 she was interviewed by Michael Brown on his show The Line of Fire.

Michael Brown asked Jennifer about her greatest concerns and encouragements concerning current trends in the charismatic movement. LeClaire said that honestly her...

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SUMMARY Christians should avoid any influence from the ministry and teaching of T.D. Jakes. We learn a lot about the theology, doctrine, and teaching of Jakes by the teachers he endorses. He endorsed Bill Winston who says Jesus died to pad our wallet and fill our bank account. Scripture clearly...

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Would you expect an anointed prophet of God to tell you not to pray, but rather to flaunt your riches in order to gain victory? “Prophet” Anointed Andrew also known as SEER1 is the prophet for you if your answer is yes.

A recent Facebook post encourages his followers not to pray, but...

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Rick Warren’s Saddleback Church tweeted that Jesus didn’t let theology get in the way of ministry. How can that be? He knows theology better than anyone.

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Saturday, 25 March 2017 04:58

Jennifer LeClaire Writes New Inspired Scripture?

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Jennifer LeClaire’s new book Mornings With the Holy Spirit With Journal: Listening Daily to the Still, Small Voice of God, appears to be new scripture based on the book’s description on Amazon.com.

Mornings With the Holy Spirit with Journal is a daily devotional written as if the...

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Did you know we’re in the beginning of a Cock Crowing Watch right here in February of 2017? Would you be shocked it was ushered in by a rooster Chuck Pierce saw while he was in Las Vegas?

If you’re shocked, you obviously don’t know the ramblings of Chuck Pierce. Apparently Chuck...

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Has your pastor ever publicly spanked himself before getting up to preach? If you attend Crossroads Church you can answer in the affirmative.

Crossroads Church held their Super Bowl of preaching, and of course they had a major supply of worthless nonsense. The self-spanking pastor was only the...

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On Superbowl Sunday, Crossroads Church is having a preaching competition titled “Mingo vs. Tome”. They’re being incredibly honest about the event. They’re admitting it’s an irreverent, schticky thing meant to turn church into a spectator sport.

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It’s that time of year for C3 (Creative Church Conference), or maybe better described as “Training for Creative Goat Herders”. Their promotional videos gives us a sense of the unsavory flavor they’re about to release.

Some quotes from the video.

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Vonda Brewer “prophesied” the dumping of Donald Trump as a candidate from the Republican ticket during the primaries, and then during the general election. She “prophesied” that Jeb and his son would be on the ticket instead. She has moved the prophetic goal posts...

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